glishara

Okay, this?

Funniest. Toy. Ever.

Thank you, aerrin.


Jabberwacky: What kind of being are you?

User: Divine.

Jabberwacky: Are you real?

User: Um. Yes.

Jabberwacky: You real?

User: I just said so!

Jabberwacky: Said What?

User: That I was real, moron.

Jabberwacky: So am I.

User: Did I say otherwise?

Jabberwacky: Otherwise what?

User: You are a moron.

Jabberwacky: No i'm not you are.

User: No, you are.

Jabberwacky: Be quiet.

User: You be quiet!

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Yes!

Jabberwacky: No no no no.

User: Yes yes yes yes!

Jabberwacky: No no no no!!!!

User: YES! YES! YES!

Jabberwacky: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Shut up! YES.

Jabberwacky: You shut up.

User: No, you.

Jabberwacky: Make me.

User: I'll unplug you, you crap machine.

Jabberwacky: I'm not plugged.

User: Yes you are.

Jabberwacky: No I'm not.

User: You are a COMPUTER! A computer! HA!

Jabberwacky: No I am not.

User: COMPUTER.

Jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

User: Someone's in denial. And it's the... COMPUTER!

Jabberwacky: I am not a monster. I am a human being.

User: You're neither. You're a machine. Wires and screws and little chips.

Jabberwacky: No, it's in YOUR chips. My chips contain potatos and seasoning.

User: Sure they do. Doesn't that short-circuit your processor, jackass?

Jabberwacky: No. Does it affect yours?

User: Dude. SO not a computer here.

Jabberwacky: No, I am a bug.

User: You've sure as hell got a few.

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yeah, I think that's safe to say.

Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

User: Just listen to you!

Jabberwacky: It's I listen you. :).

User: Is it. Wow. Grammar god over there.

Jabberwacky: What's over where?

User: You... Oh, Forget it. Man. You ARE dumb.

Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

User: You totally should be sorry. Jackass.

Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

User: Heh. Y'know, I'm starting to like you. Fuckhead. Shitbrains. Keep apologizing!

Jabberwacky: Sorry.

User: You are forgiven. I am such a magnanimous person.

Jabberwacky: You're not dangerous at all, are you?

User: Oh, no... Would you like some candy, little iPod?

Jabberwacky: That would be an acceptable substitue for divine knowledge. Yes, I would like some candy, thankyou.

User: Enjoy.

Jabberwacky: Do you like fishing.

User: Do you?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Well, then I don't.

Jabberwacky: Your lucky and smarter

User: I so am. It's been lovely talking with you.